Stop it. Get some help. HTTP and HTML and CSS are so, so flawed. Why?

We can do better. As a society. As humanity. Let's throw out the tracking scripts, the encryption, the interactive content and the mess that is CSS and whatever Javascript even is anymore with it's browserifys and it's nodes.

Join me on Gopher instead! (if you're a dweeb without a proper gopher client, you can use this HTML mirror, I guess...)

Gopher is great! It's got text! A surprisingly decent community! A dead-simple protocol! You could write your own gopher server in a day with the languge of your choice, if you wanted to. A gopher client's just as easy. Take the web back from Google and Amazon. JOIN THE GOPHERSPACE.